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  1. America! FUCK YEAH!

    July 4, 2011 by parry

    Man. 4-day holiday weekends are TOUGH. How am I possibly going to be able to sit on my ass, eat hamburgers and hotdogs, smoke like, an entire pack of Parliaments, drink beer and watch fireworks?! WHY, AMERICA, WHY?! This country SUCKS.

    Here’s a video of The Muppets playing “Stars & Stripes Forever” to ease the pain:

    xoxo

    parrypants


  2. U.S.A Shows Ghana the “Truffle Shuffle” in World Cup

    June 26, 2010 by parry

    According to commentators around the globe, the United States soccer team has had a “never-say-die” attitude in the World Cup.

    If they win this thing, I think they FER SURE need to take the entire cast of The Goonies out for a steak dinner. Because like, not only were they the OGs for that mantra, but this year is the 25th Anniversary of the super-awesome, totally quotable cult classic (a Director’s Cut DVD will be released on November 2nd, 2010). To show my support as an American and a child of the 80′s, I’ve provided you with a “Where Are They Now” gallery from the New York Daily News.

    Um. Was everyone else aware that Mikey grew up to be Sam Gamgee?! You can only go down from here, Sean Astin.

    (U.S.A! )

    UPDATE: They totally choked. Better luck next time, ya’ll!

     

    xoxo

    parryapnts