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  1. Arrested Westeros

    August 18, 2011 by parry


    Arrested Development + Game of Thrones. Together. 2 become 1. God’s gift to the internet. File under: Things I Should Have Thought Of. Bada-da-da-dah! I’m lovin’ it. [golf claps] Weeeeeeeee!

    Okay I’m done. Just click the link.
















  2. The Dragon of Grindly Grun

    July 6, 2011 by parry

    Okay so since Erin and I are both like, super-obsessed with Game of Thrones and THE KHALEESI (obvi), this week’s A Painted Shel is another homage to the baddest biatch east of the Narrow Sea.

    And what better way to show our love for both children’s poetry AND fantasy fiction, than with a poem about a monstatruckin’ DRAGON! (Look, I promised a break from profanity in these posts, so welcome to Parental Advisory Parry.)

    Today’s selection: “The Dragon of Grindly Grun” from A Light in the Attic:

    I’m the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
    I breathe fire as hot as the sun.
    When a knight comes to fight
    I just toast him on sight,
    Like a hot crispy cinnamon bun.

    When I see a fair damsel go by,
    I just sigh a fiery sigh,
    And she’d baked like a ‘tater-
    I think of her later
    With a romantic tear in my eye.

    I’m the Dragon of Grindly Grun,
    But my lunches aren’t very much fun,
    For I like my damsels medium rare,
    and they always come out well done.

    - Shel Silverstein

    (Also: For scale of skill, below please find my attempt at a “tater” and “cinnamon bun” — I am fully aware they both look like excrement and that the tater appears to be sprouting pubes. Which reminds me that it’s time for a wax. TMI?! We’ll talk about that later.)



    parrypants (& erinelizabeth.paxson)


    July 1, 2011 by parry

    Can we talk about what a total babe THE KHALEESI is? Like, if Angelina Jolie, a dragon and Regina George could somehow spawn a being, she would be it. And who wouldn’t want to be on THAT team? Game of Thrones is my jam, and I am REALLY hoping for some bareback beast-flying shit next season, a la Neverending Story. If I had a dragon, I’d either call it something fantastically magical like, Lunatwat Falazure, or something condescendingly average like, Kurt.


    Okay. So here’s The Top 5 Reasons THE KHALEESI is The Tits:


    1. She’s got a posse of other babely bitches.

    Much like The Plastics, these hoebags are deviant. All for the sake of the Sistahs Dothraki. That one chick pretty much home-schooled her on using Cowgirl as leverage. NOW LOOK AT HER! She’s the mothafuckin’ QUEEN and she can be all like “Bow down when you come to my town! Bown down when we westward bound!” And clearly in the photo below, on Wednesdays we wear burlap. Fetch!


    2. I’m like, WAY jealous of her wardrobe.

    Girl has got it goin’ ON! I don’t know who her stylist is, but the burlap crop-top and chiffon-y maxi-dresses are SO MAYJAH. I am DY-ING for the lavender one. It’s bananas. Especially with her skin tone. Which is porcelain. Which I can really respect. YOU BETTAH WERK!


    3. She’s got a great rack:

    And a super pretty face. And all my friends have super pretty faces too, so she would totally fit in.


    4. Her hair is REALLY pretty.

    Like, she might be kin to Derek Trucks. Which would also be awesome.



    And obvi we’ve learned that she’s like, officially part-dragon. I don’t know what that means exactly, other than she can sleep inside a firey pit of sticks and burning people, but I guess that’s useful in some places. More importantly though, SHE NOW HAS TINY DRAGONS. Like, for pets. Or minions. Or Falcormobiles. All of these things are sweet.